Have you ever read a resume so riddled with typos, errors and inappropriate content that you wonder how the candidate made it through the fifth grade?

Below are our seven favorite resume bloopers found on JobMob:

1. “Hobbies: enjoy cooking Chinese and Italians.” (We hear Italians have a lot of protein.)
2. “Achievements: Nominated for prom queen.” (Shucks, we’re only hiring reigning prom queens.)
3. “Instrumental in ruining entire operation for a Midwest chain store.” (We’d love for you to jump in and start messing things up for us right away.)
4. “Qualifications: Twin sister has accounting degree.” (Do you communicate with her telepathically?)
5. “Skills: I can type without looking at thekeyboard.” (Socanwe.)
6. “Experienced in all faucets of accounting.” (Great, could you check the leaky sink in the third floor bathroom?)
7. “Education: I have a bachelorette’s degree in accounting.” (Does your degree expire upon marriage?)

What’s the most outrageous mistake you’ve ever read on a Finance applicant’s resume? Dish it out in the comments section below.

Tags: Accounting, Errors, Resume blunders, Resume typos, Top Ten