That’s what the owners (and lawyer) of Adult Video Megaplexxx are asking. Three years after House police officers seized over $50,000 in adult toys from the business, a U.S. Court of Appeals declared the items were legal to sell.

But once the business-owners showed up at the station to collect their property, they hit a minor roadblock — officers were unable to locate the items in the property room.

How exactly do 564 adult items go missing? Police officials are claiming the items were destroyed, yet there were no court orders authorizing the destruction of any materials.

Richard Segura, acting director of the Criminal Defense Clinic at the University of Texas School of Law claims that the police shouldn’t have had to safeguard the items for so long.

“If I go over to your house and spend the night there and leave my shoes, can I expect my shoes to be there three years later?” asked Segura. “What is the police department going to do with a bunch of sex toys … keep them?”

That’s what the business’s owners and lawyers think. Regardless of how much time passed, the police department wasn’t within its rights to destroy property without following regulations.

For officers at Missouri’s St. Louis County Jail, it was stuffed behind the tissue dispenser in the prisoner booking restroom. A jail employee found $55,000 in $50 and $100 bills when the dispenser became dislodged during a routine cleaning.

Prison officials are baffled — not only was the restroom in a secure location of the facility, but the funds would’ve had to come from an incoming prisoner.

Officials have interviewed a number of prisoners at the jail, including those who were booked on or before the discovery of the hidden cache, but none admitted to knowing anything about it. They’re also still unsure whether the funds are connected to any recent robberies or thefts.

The city’s attorney is researching what should be done with the money if no one comes forward with information. Here’s a thought — fix the giant hole left in the bathroom.