The Somerset County Jail in Skowhegan, ME is currently on sale for a paltry $200,000. After a new 200-bed lockup opens in nearby Madison, the town will have little use for the old, 14,000-square foot facility.

Don’t let the fact that it’s an old jail turn your business away, say local real estate agents and county commissioners. The property could be used for an art gallery, a restaurant, gift shop, or even a bus station.

If your Finance department’s into tight security, there’s nary a safer place to be — even if a criminal were to make off with sensitive records, they’d never be able to clear the razor-wire fencing. (Yes, it’s still up.)

Are your employees into benefits? The facility comes with an atmospheric exercise area. And instead of cubicles, people can stretch out in their very own “private offices.”

Keith McNiffe, former mayor of Pembroke in western Wales, claimed state disability benefits for two years because he was "too ill to walk."

Apparently, he wasn’t "too ill to run around in a striped shirt," because he officiated at 67 football games during that time.

The 49-year-old stepped down as mayor to fight the accusations. He soon admitted to not notifying the proper authorities of his improved health.

McNiffe collected nearly $18K over the two years, which he has to pay back. But that’s not the only punishment he’s getting. He’s been sentenced to a four-month stint in jail, suspended for 18 months and he has to pay almost $150.

Here’s the kicker (pun intended) — along with all that he has to complete 200 hours of unpaid work and gets to sport a criminal record.