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		<title>By: ras</title>
		<link>http://www.cfosnafu.com/youre-fired-and-so-is-your-mother/comment-page-1/#comment-2391</link>
		<dc:creator>ras</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2008 17:48:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I worked for a hotel management company as their only HR/Payroll person (1200+ employees in 12 locations throughout US.)  The CFO told me that the CEO was reducing my headcount and I would be laid off in one week - two if the CFO wasn&#039;t able to learn my job in that week!

He didn&#039;t try to talk to me about the scope of my responsibilities until that Thursday and was appalled at the totality of work.  The next day, he came back in and said that the CEO had decided to give me one more week of employment so that they could learn my job.  I nicely told him that since he hadn&#039;t let me know of the need, I had made plans the following week to go out of town (true.)  He visibly blanched.  

Found out later that HIS job was to be downsized, so he angled to get mine to stay employed.  He&#039;s now an AR Rep in a small hotel.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I worked for a hotel management company as their only HR/Payroll person (1200+ employees in 12 locations throughout US.)  The CFO told me that the CEO was reducing my headcount and I would be laid off in one week &#8211; two if the CFO wasn&#8217;t able to learn my job in that week!</p>
<p>He didn&#8217;t try to talk to me about the scope of my responsibilities until that Thursday and was appalled at the totality of work.  The next day, he came back in and said that the CEO had decided to give me one more week of employment so that they could learn my job.  I nicely told him that since he hadn&#8217;t let me know of the need, I had made plans the following week to go out of town (true.)  He visibly blanched.  </p>
<p>Found out later that HIS job was to be downsized, so he angled to get mine to stay employed.  He&#8217;s now an AR Rep in a small hotel.</p>
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		<title>By: ST</title>
		<link>http://www.cfosnafu.com/youre-fired-and-so-is-your-mother/comment-page-1/#comment-2372</link>
		<dc:creator>ST</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Nov 2008 16:59:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I had a week from hell a couple of years ago.  I had to take time off work to go to a divorce court on Tuesday, Thursday, my dog died, Friday we had him cremated after which I came in to work.  My manager was very sympathetic, took me to his office to talk a proceeded telling how the company is not doing well and they have to let me go.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I had a week from hell a couple of years ago.  I had to take time off work to go to a divorce court on Tuesday, Thursday, my dog died, Friday we had him cremated after which I came in to work.  My manager was very sympathetic, took me to his office to talk a proceeded telling how the company is not doing well and they have to let me go.</p>
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		<title>By: Kathe</title>
		<link>http://www.cfosnafu.com/youre-fired-and-so-is-your-mother/comment-page-1/#comment-2368</link>
		<dc:creator>Kathe</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Nov 2008 14:56:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I called in sick one day - the first time - and the owner sent a coworker to my apartment with my severance check and the news that I&#039;d been fired.  I went in the next day and told him he was wrong, so he rehired me.  Six months later, scenario repeated!  I didn&#039;t argue the second time.  The next job I found is the employer I&#039;m still with, 26 years later.  Meanwhile, the owner of the first business was fined for tax fraud due to claiming that all his employees (all office personnel) were contract workers.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I called in sick one day &#8211; the first time &#8211; and the owner sent a coworker to my apartment with my severance check and the news that I&#8217;d been fired.  I went in the next day and told him he was wrong, so he rehired me.  Six months later, scenario repeated!  I didn&#8217;t argue the second time.  The next job I found is the employer I&#8217;m still with, 26 years later.  Meanwhile, the owner of the first business was fined for tax fraud due to claiming that all his employees (all office personnel) were contract workers.</p>
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		<title>By: Roy</title>
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		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Nov 2008 21:32:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>An employee was the VP/Director of Taxes and the company for whom he worked was an ESOP (employee stock owned).  Additionally, this employee was the President of the local chapter of the professional organization know as The ESOP Association.  Each year, this company celebrated &quot;ESOP Day&quot; where the management of the company served breakfast to the employees as they arrived for work.  The company allowed him to serve breakfast and then fired him around 10:30.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>An employee was the VP/Director of Taxes and the company for whom he worked was an ESOP (employee stock owned).  Additionally, this employee was the President of the local chapter of the professional organization know as The ESOP Association.  Each year, this company celebrated &#8220;ESOP Day&#8221; where the management of the company served breakfast to the employees as they arrived for work.  The company allowed him to serve breakfast and then fired him around 10:30.</p>
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		<title>By: JR</title>
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		<dc:creator>JR</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Nov 2008 20:59:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I have two stories even better.

First, a plant was closed and all employees let go during the annual shut down maintenance week.  Once employee who had taken the week to go on a white water rafting trip without benefit of any wireless communication devices.  When he returned home, he had an amazing number of messages on his phone, starting with calls from the employer to come in for a meeting, more calls from the employer, calls from coworkers (including his mom who also worked in the plant) and ending with a call from HR telling him that included with his severence check would be the information about the out placement services (the final message being the one that delivered the news of his termination).

Second, at an unnamed multinational hi-tech firm which had been discussing in the media for over a year that the 10,000 poorest performing employees would be laid off, the list of terminated employees was created without any direct management input (even three layers of management up) that did not appear to have any correlation with performance.  There were managers who had to spend their entire day laying off employees they did not know (for most it was their first experience with lay offs), and at the debriefing meeting at the end of the day those managers were then laid off.  Ice cold.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have two stories even better.</p>
<p>First, a plant was closed and all employees let go during the annual shut down maintenance week.  Once employee who had taken the week to go on a white water rafting trip without benefit of any wireless communication devices.  When he returned home, he had an amazing number of messages on his phone, starting with calls from the employer to come in for a meeting, more calls from the employer, calls from coworkers (including his mom who also worked in the plant) and ending with a call from HR telling him that included with his severence check would be the information about the out placement services (the final message being the one that delivered the news of his termination).</p>
<p>Second, at an unnamed multinational hi-tech firm which had been discussing in the media for over a year that the 10,000 poorest performing employees would be laid off, the list of terminated employees was created without any direct management input (even three layers of management up) that did not appear to have any correlation with performance.  There were managers who had to spend their entire day laying off employees they did not know (for most it was their first experience with lay offs), and at the debriefing meeting at the end of the day those managers were then laid off.  Ice cold.</p>
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		<title>By: David</title>
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		<dc:creator>David</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Nov 2008 20:13:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I worked for an Israeli owned software company.  One of the engineers, the only one who wasn&#039;t jewish, was going to be let go.  I had told his manager to not let him go on Friday&#039;s as this was the day that his family picked him up from work.  The manager lost track of the day/time and ended up firing him in front of his family, who had come to his cublicle to pick him up.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I worked for an Israeli owned software company.  One of the engineers, the only one who wasn&#8217;t jewish, was going to be let go.  I had told his manager to not let him go on Friday&#8217;s as this was the day that his family picked him up from work.  The manager lost track of the day/time and ended up firing him in front of his family, who had come to his cublicle to pick him up.</p>
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		<title>By: Thomas</title>
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		<dc:creator>Thomas</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Nov 2008 20:05:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Employee was supposed to be let go on Friday but HR didn&#039;t get around to telling him.  He saw his job being offered in the Sunday paper.  On Monday when he came in, he said something about seeing a job like his in the Sunday paper.  Response - Oh we forgot to tell you - you&#039;ve been fired.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Employee was supposed to be let go on Friday but HR didn&#8217;t get around to telling him.  He saw his job being offered in the Sunday paper.  On Monday when he came in, he said something about seeing a job like his in the Sunday paper.  Response &#8211; Oh we forgot to tell you &#8211; you&#8217;ve been fired.</p>
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		<title>By: Barbara</title>
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		<dc:creator>Barbara</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Nov 2008 19:44:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>My daughter worked for a bank as Operations Officer.   She took a vacation day (Wednesday) and when she returned to work the next morning (Thursday) she was fired because her cash drawer was out of balance by $11.00.   She told them she had balanced  Tuesday night when she left and had not touched the cash drawer since.   She asked to count the drawer herself and they refused.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My daughter worked for a bank as Operations Officer.   She took a vacation day (Wednesday) and when she returned to work the next morning (Thursday) she was fired because her cash drawer was out of balance by $11.00.   She told them she had balanced  Tuesday night when she left and had not touched the cash drawer since.   She asked to count the drawer herself and they refused.</p>
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		<title>By: Matt</title>
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		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Nov 2008 19:29:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I suffered a dislocated shoulder, which required surgery, while playing baseball a few years ago.  I had unused vacation time which I was told I would not have to use due to the nature of the reason for my time off.  I was granted a week, the amount of time my surgeon had said I would need for recovery and provided my employer with copies of all of my hospital forms and information.  I returned after my week off and got setup at my desk came back with my morning cup of coffee and was told to go home and not come back.  Here I was in a sling trying to carry all of my things, that&#039;s right no one even offered to help, out to my car.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I suffered a dislocated shoulder, which required surgery, while playing baseball a few years ago.  I had unused vacation time which I was told I would not have to use due to the nature of the reason for my time off.  I was granted a week, the amount of time my surgeon had said I would need for recovery and provided my employer with copies of all of my hospital forms and information.  I returned after my week off and got setup at my desk came back with my morning cup of coffee and was told to go home and not come back.  Here I was in a sling trying to carry all of my things, that&#8217;s right no one even offered to help, out to my car.</p>
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